Wednesday, January 27, 2010

SOLVING THE MAN+WOMAN EQUATION

THE MAN + WOMAN EQUATIONS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

GENDER ISSUES:

A man will pay P2.00 for a P1.00 item he needs.
A woman will pay P1.00 for a P2.00 item she doesn’t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

From: Emy Liwag of Ateneo Psychology Department and Tat Buhay Murillo of UP Los Banos, and Physics Instructor Marco Changho

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