ALLERGY OR GALIS

Mahirap maging mahirap, ika nga.. Mas lalo pang pinaramdam ang hirap ng buhay sa mga salitang ekslusibo lng sa ating mga mahihirap..
Namnamin, himay himayin, at sabihin pagkatapos basahin.. ALLERGY OR GALIS?

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If you are rich, you have an ALLERGY. Pag magirap ka, tawag dito ay GALIS o BAKOKANG.

Sa mahirap, SIRA ANG ULO. The rich suffers from a serious breakdown due to stress and worries.

If you're rich, it's called MIGRAINE. Pag mahirap ka at sumakit ulo mo, malamang NALIPASAN KA NG GUTOM.

Pag mahirap ka, tawag sayo ay MAGNANAKAW. Pag mayaman ka at makati ang kamay mo, tawag sayo ay KLEPTOMANIAC.

If rich, you're SCOLIOTIC. Pag mahirap, KUBA. (ang saklap naman..aray ko ah!)
Ang mahirap, MAY TOYO KA SA ULO. If rich, you're just ECCENTRIC. (sounds good pa rin kahit pangit.. Ingles kasi)

If you are dark-skinned domestic, tawag sayo ay ITA, NEGRITA, or BALUGA. If you're rich, you are called a MORENA or KAYUMANGGI. (parang maganda pa din..)

People in high society will call you SLENDER or BALINGKINITAN. If you're poor, you are plain PAYATOT, PATPATIN, or TING-TING.

As to height, rich people are called PETITE. The poor ones are called PANDAK, BANSOT, UNANO, or JABBAR.

If you are poor and seem to be friendly to males, you are called PAKAWALA, MALANDI, or POKPOK (excuse me po sa words -- kelangan lang gamitin eh). The rich are called LIBERATED.

When you're rich, people would say YOU ARE GRADUALLY GRASING SENIOR CITIZENHOOD. Pag mahirap ka, tawag sayo GUMUGURANG.

If you come from a healthy family, you are called a SLOW LEARNER. Pag mahirap ka, BOBO or GUNGGONG (pangit naman pakinggan)

If you are rich and you love to eat, people would say "NICE TO KNOW YOU HAVE ENJOYED MY FOOD." Pag mahirap ka, isang lumalagapak na PATAY-GUTOM, HAMPASLUPA, at MASIBA ang maririnig mo!


NGAYON, may makati ba sa balat mo? Anong meron ka -- ALLERGY O GALIS??