Muli, nagbabalik ang mga malikhaing isip ng mga walang magawa kundi mag pesbuk, mag onlayn hanggang umaga, mambulabog ng buhay ng may buhay.
Pagkatapos ng Buhay Pag-ibig, narito naman ang matalinong tranlasyon ng mga pelikulang Ingles sa Tagalog. Hala! Kung may maisip, i-blog na yan!
1. black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin!
4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country)
6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok
8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere
9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish - talakitok
12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo
13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. 4 weddings & a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17. click - isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala /bumigay sa bundok
19. the day of the death - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)
20. waterworld - basang-basa
21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month - ang sipsip
23. resident evil - ang biyenan
24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti
26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena
27. never been kissed - pangit kasi
28. gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog
29. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit
30. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
31. dude, where's my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
32. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
33. the lord of the rings - ang alahero
Showing posts with label classroom humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label classroom humor. Show all posts
Monday, January 25, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Funny Moment with IT401E
A day without a story to tell is a dead day for a teacher. A classroom is filled with 35 students with 35 different stories. 35 X 35? Hmmm.. nevermind..
Let me share one funny moment I had with my COMART4 class.
I was at the height of my busy discussion on the different types of business letters. Suddenly, I heard a knock on the door - Sir Edwin with Julie, her wife, and Orange, her youngest. I excused myself from my students and went out. I offered my hand to my inaanak signaling “BLESS” (11 months na lang at Pasko na naman – sige ka..).. We just had a ‘tete-a-tete’ (maikling usapan – hindi po yan bastos) as they were about to go home and just stopped to say HI..
After the pinching I did to Orange (I miss having a baby), I went back inside. Then my students, out of the blue, asked: “Ma’am asawa po yun ni Sir?” (Ma’am, is that Sir’s wife? – hanep my translation pa..)
Then out of the green (maiba naman, lagi na lng blue eh), I replied: “Hinde, girlfriend nya! Natural asawa nya! (smiling while saying the line)” Ano ba namang tanong yun?? Then the class laughed.
Then a follow-up answer. “Inaanak ko yun.”
Came another mind-boggling and nerve cracking question from my student (Siguro nilibang lang ako para hindi kami mag-tuloy sa discussion..Hmmm.. too late to realize..) : “Sino ma’am?”
My goodness... “SIYEMPRE YUNG BATA, ALANGAN NAMANG SI SIR EDWIN O YUNG WIFE NYA ANG INAANAK KO!” (with a smile).. Then a roaring laughter...
I remember Vice-Ganda who made me laughed on his antics.
>>>>>> Restaurant scene: Pumasok si Vice-Ganda sa restaurant para kumain.
TINDERA: Sir, kakain po kayo?
VICE-GANDA: (nainis sa tanong) Hinde! Uupo lang! Magtitingin-tingin! Siyempre! kakain ako. Kaya nga ako pumasok eh! Bo__! Kung ang lahat nang kakain tatanungin ng KAKAIN PO KAYO, bakit nagbukas pa sila!
>>>>>> Mall Scene: Pumunta siya sa mall para bumili ng damit. Nagsukat.. Hindi kasya. Nagtanong sa Saleslady..
VICE GANDA: Miss may size pa kayo (habang suot ang damit)?
SALESLADY: Sir, para po sa inyo?
VICE-GANDA: (nainis!) Hinde! Para sayo ung bibilhin ko! Anong size mo?? Natural, para sa akin. Ang #%$#!
Isa pang sagot ni VICE GANDA: Hinde, para sa tatay mo! Ewan ko nga bakit ako ang nagsusukat!
Ang tanong naman kasi.. pang-asar.
They are funny though.
That’s life. We made fun of small things. Despite the heavy lecture that day, that class, IT401E, made my day great! Thanks to you guys!
NOTE: WAG NYO NANG UULITIN... hahahaha!
Let me share one funny moment I had with my COMART4 class.
I was at the height of my busy discussion on the different types of business letters. Suddenly, I heard a knock on the door - Sir Edwin with Julie, her wife, and Orange, her youngest. I excused myself from my students and went out. I offered my hand to my inaanak signaling “BLESS” (11 months na lang at Pasko na naman – sige ka..).. We just had a ‘tete-a-tete’ (maikling usapan – hindi po yan bastos) as they were about to go home and just stopped to say HI..
After the pinching I did to Orange (I miss having a baby), I went back inside. Then my students, out of the blue, asked: “Ma’am asawa po yun ni Sir?” (Ma’am, is that Sir’s wife? – hanep my translation pa..)
Then out of the green (maiba naman, lagi na lng blue eh), I replied: “Hinde, girlfriend nya! Natural asawa nya! (smiling while saying the line)” Ano ba namang tanong yun?? Then the class laughed.
Then a follow-up answer. “Inaanak ko yun.”
Came another mind-boggling and nerve cracking question from my student (Siguro nilibang lang ako para hindi kami mag-tuloy sa discussion..Hmmm.. too late to realize..) : “Sino ma’am?”
My goodness... “SIYEMPRE YUNG BATA, ALANGAN NAMANG SI SIR EDWIN O YUNG WIFE NYA ANG INAANAK KO!” (with a smile).. Then a roaring laughter...
I remember Vice-Ganda who made me laughed on his antics.
>>>>>> Restaurant scene: Pumasok si Vice-Ganda sa restaurant para kumain.
TINDERA: Sir, kakain po kayo?
VICE-GANDA: (nainis sa tanong) Hinde! Uupo lang! Magtitingin-tingin! Siyempre! kakain ako. Kaya nga ako pumasok eh! Bo__! Kung ang lahat nang kakain tatanungin ng KAKAIN PO KAYO, bakit nagbukas pa sila!
>>>>>> Mall Scene: Pumunta siya sa mall para bumili ng damit. Nagsukat.. Hindi kasya. Nagtanong sa Saleslady..
VICE GANDA: Miss may size pa kayo (habang suot ang damit)?
SALESLADY: Sir, para po sa inyo?
VICE-GANDA: (nainis!) Hinde! Para sayo ung bibilhin ko! Anong size mo?? Natural, para sa akin. Ang #%$#!
Isa pang sagot ni VICE GANDA: Hinde, para sa tatay mo! Ewan ko nga bakit ako ang nagsusukat!
Ang tanong naman kasi.. pang-asar.
They are funny though.
That’s life. We made fun of small things. Despite the heavy lecture that day, that class, IT401E, made my day great! Thanks to you guys!
NOTE: WAG NYO NANG UULITIN... hahahaha!
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